Yes I Talk to My Dog, No I Don't Need Help Comfort Colors T-shirt in Black

Yes I Talk to My Dog, No I Don't Need Help Tee

$33.99

Color Black Graphite Grey Ivory Pepper Espresso Navy White

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Comfort Colors® 1717

Relaxed unisex fit — choose your usual size for a roomy fit; size down for a closer fit.

These are garment measurements, not body measurements. For the best fit, lay a shirt you already like flat and compare its measurements with the chart.

Size	Width	Length
S	18.25 in / 46.4 cm	26.625 in / 67.6 cm
M	20.25 in / 51.4 cm	28 in / 71.1 cm
L	22 in / 55.9 cm	29.375 in / 74.6 cm
XL	24 in / 61.0 cm	30.75 in / 78.1 cm
2XL	26 in / 66.0 cm	31.625 in / 80.3 cm
3XL	27.75 in / 70.5 cm	32.5 in / 82.6 cm
4XL	29.75 in / 75.6 cm	33.5 in / 85.1 cm

How to measure
Width: Measure straight across the shirt about 1 inch below the armholes. This is the flat shirt width, not chest circumference.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Measurement note: Comfort Colors® 1717 garments can vary by up to 1.5 in (3.81 cm) from the listed size-guide measurements.

Please check the measurements before ordering. Each item is made to order, so orders placed in the wrong size are normally not eligible for exchange.

Relaxed unisex fit — choose your usual size for a roomy fit; size down for a closer fit.

Free U.S. shipping

Estimated arrival: Aug 3–Aug 11

4–10 business days including production and Standard U.S. shipping. Weekends excluded; carrier holidays may affect timing.

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Relaxed unisex fit — choose your usual size for a roomy fit; size down for a closer fit.

Full garment measurements are in the Size guide near Add to Cart.

Yes, I talk to my dog. Full conversations, actually — about my day, my plans, whether they're a good boy (they are). No, I don't need help, thanks. My dog is a fantastic listener, never interrupts, and agrees with everything I say. This tee is for everyone who's more themselves around their dog than anywhere else.

It's printed on a buttery-soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors tee with that broken-in, garment-dyed feel you'll want to live in. A perfect everyday shirt for proud dog people who know exactly who their best friend is — and an easy laugh as a gift.

Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel
Relaxed, casual unisex fit
Bold print that holds up wash after wash
Made to order and printed in the USA, just for you

Not sure on size? Tap the Size Guide link next to the size selector above for exact measurements.

Damaged, misprinted, defective, or incorrect item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right with an eligible replacement or refund.

Every item is printed just for you. Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–10 business days, including production and Standard U.S. shipping. You’ll receive tracking information by email as soon as your order ships. Weekends are excluded; carrier holidays or production delays can affect timing.

Because each item is made to order, we’re not able to accept returns or exchanges for size selection or change of mind — please check the size guide before ordering.

Damaged, misprinted, defective, or incorrect item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll make it right with an eligible replacement or refund. Please include your order number and photos.