My Dog Hated All My Exes Comfort Colors T-shirt in Black

My Dog Hated All My Exes Tee

$33.99

Color Black Navy White Blue Jean Blue Spruce Graphite Ivory Light Green Pepper

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Comfort Colors® 1717

Relaxed unisex fit — choose your usual size for a roomy fit; size down for a closer fit.

These are garment measurements, not body measurements. For the best fit, lay a shirt you already like flat and compare its measurements with the chart.

Size	Width	Length
S	18.25 in / 46.4 cm	26.625 in / 67.6 cm
M	20.25 in / 51.4 cm	28 in / 71.1 cm
L	22 in / 55.9 cm	29.375 in / 74.6 cm
XL	24 in / 61.0 cm	30.75 in / 78.1 cm
2XL	26 in / 66.0 cm	31.625 in / 80.3 cm
3XL	27.75 in / 70.5 cm	32.5 in / 82.6 cm
4XL	29.75 in / 75.6 cm	33.5 in / 85.1 cm

How to measure
Width: Measure straight across the shirt about 1 inch below the armholes. This is the flat shirt width, not chest circumference.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Measurement note: Comfort Colors® 1717 garments can vary by up to 1.5 in (3.81 cm) from the listed size-guide measurements.

Please check the measurements before ordering. Each item is made to order, so orders placed in the wrong size are normally not eligible for exchange.

Relaxed unisex fit — choose your usual size for a roomy fit; size down for a closer fit.

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Estimated arrival: Aug 3–Aug 11

4–10 business days including production and Standard U.S. shipping. Weekends excluded; carrier holidays may affect timing.

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Relaxed unisex fit — choose your usual size for a roomy fit; size down for a closer fit.

Full garment measurements are in the Size guide near Add to Cart.

Some judges wear robes. Yours has four legs and a flawless record. The low growl at the door, the pointed couch refusal, the side-eye that said everything you weren't ready to hear — your dog called it every single time, and history keeps proving them right. If you've ever owed your dog an apology about a person, this shirt is your public statement.

It's printed on a buttery-soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors tee with that broken-in, garment-dyed feel you'll want to live in. A perfect everyday shirt for dedicated dog people, and a gift that earns a knowing laugh from every dog lover who reads it.

Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel
Relaxed, casual unisex fit
Bold print that holds up wash after wash
Made to order and printed in the USA, just for you

Not sure on size? Tap the Size Guide link next to the size selector above for exact measurements.

Damaged, misprinted, defective, or incorrect item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right with an eligible replacement or refund.

Every item is printed just for you. Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–10 business days, including production and Standard U.S. shipping. You’ll receive tracking information by email as soon as your order ships. Weekends are excluded; carrier holidays or production delays can affect timing.

Because each item is made to order, we’re not able to accept returns or exchanges for size selection or change of mind — please check the size guide before ordering.

Damaged, misprinted, defective, or incorrect item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll make it right with an eligible replacement or refund. Please include your order number and photos.