{"product_id":"my-dog-hated-all-my-exes-tee","title":"My Dog Hated All My Exes Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome judges wear robes. Yours has four legs and a flawless record. The low growl at the door, the pointed couch refusal, the side-eye that said everything you weren't ready to hear — your dog called it every single time, and history keeps proving them right. If you've ever owed your dog an apology about a person, this shirt is your public statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's printed on a buttery-soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors tee with that broken-in, garment-dyed feel you'll want to live in. A perfect everyday shirt for dedicated dog people, and a gift that earns a knowing laugh from every dog lover who reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed, casual unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold print that holds up wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order and printed in the USA, just for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure on size? Tap the \u003cstrong\u003eSize Guide\u003c\/strong\u003e link next to the size selector above for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDamaged, misprinted, defective, or incorrect item? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right with an eligible replacement or refund.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67376204022064,"sku":"20357948269497181917","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":67376204054832,"sku":"27576052630293045091","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67376204087600,"sku":"24306770665869538583","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":67376204120368,"sku":"36695364470946659874","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":67376204153136,"sku":"29767224192594624296","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":67376204185904,"sku":"11564531238980215414","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":67376204218672,"sku":"47940139680836805931","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ S","offer_id":67376204251440,"sku":"27892665277738472822","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":67376204284208,"sku":"23027128238949571944","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67376204316976,"sku":"83279571344483290429","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":67376204349744,"sku":"87964635927810374516","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67376204382512,"sku":"11627071519759514692","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":67376204415280,"sku":"12915353396974664074","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":67376204448048,"sku":"14715986624341573870","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":67376204480816,"sku":"13425156871635120237","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":67376204513584,"sku":"23481687316417068032","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ M","offer_id":67376204546352,"sku":"69273595535248208543","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":67376204579120,"sku":"12741599915868638667","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67376204611888,"sku":"19581540881880935678","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":67376204644656,"sku":"32249000898526058677","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67376204677424,"sku":"29667540898658971765","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":67376204710192,"sku":"28199315564318530692","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":67376204742960,"sku":"15174505109145747840","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":67376204775728,"sku":"27676150329520841268","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ L","offer_id":67376204808496,"sku":"92924720324019565500","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":67376204841264,"sku":"14071590959845091537","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67376204874032,"sku":"10042340607050199791","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67376204906800,"sku":"24930626795621395039","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67376204939568,"sku":"15449529079572781576","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":67376204972336,"sku":"23111008180015348454","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":67376205005104,"sku":"14107517594158601486","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":67376205037872,"sku":"18332560131742440424","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":67376205070640,"sku":"24109008752100051698","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ XL","offer_id":67376205103408,"sku":"28767439246105106183","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":67376205136176,"sku":"26710866593267517108","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67376205168944,"sku":"67390018253322833135","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":67376205201712,"sku":"17356750093418372210","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67376205234480,"sku":"25249924937214825884","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":67376205267248,"sku":"32752532734140622601","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":67376205300016,"sku":"94541521871802778538","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":67376205332784,"sku":"25653240907727747440","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":67376205365552,"sku":"12226422729491121986","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":67376205398320,"sku":"18345741448347345525","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":67376205431088,"sku":"32350040924348045801","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67376205463856,"sku":"23587340991325450417","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":67376205496624,"sku":"24226585660758033440","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 3XL","offer_id":67376205529392,"sku":"15823506362767595249","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":67376205562160,"sku":"62218097742146542769","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":67376205594928,"sku":"60496530255073302520","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":67376205627696,"sku":"12617715064863587038","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":67376205660464,"sku":"16967904989931154124","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":67376205693232,"sku":"22052859698539197369","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67376205726000,"sku":"24047062385059068864","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67376205758768,"sku":"24621964557485299934","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":67376205791536,"sku":"29072863085248821091","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 4XL","offer_id":67376205824304,"sku":"12974723371437100248","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":67376205857072,"sku":"24458073764905454169","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":67376205889840,"sku":"63996306358179687407","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":67376205922608,"sku":"90565782640673033026","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":67376205955376,"sku":"47987715686379894183","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67376205988144,"sku":"20624009895916639091","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0982\/3941\/4576\/files\/11736175814841438461_2048.jpg?v=1784261893","url":"https:\/\/brightmeadowsdesigns.com\/products\/my-dog-hated-all-my-exes-tee","provider":"Bright Meadows Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}